HELP-PLEASE, someone adopt me from this crazy lady! I can’t figure her out, and she won’t listen to me. I beg and beg for food scraps all the time when she is in the kitchen, and she refuses to share ANYTHING. How is a gorgeous gal like me supposed to keep her girlish figure without the necessary treats? I wag my beautiful tail and bat my gorgeous big eyes at her, but still-NOTHING.  

And don’t get me started on the doggie door. YES-I can use it, but why would I want to mess up this beautiful beauty shop hairdo I got going on? It just flattens my Bouffant curls.


HELLO - There are other
 dogs here besides ME
. I am sweeter than sweet and like them, but come on now, I need my beauty sleep
.


 

Two things my foster mom has gotten right are: First, giving me my own cozy kennel that I can come and go from whenever I want. And second, she knows how to give the best butt rubs-EVER! I dance for her, that is how good they are - MWAH.  

 

I guess there has been more. She saved me from being put to sleep because my previous owner didn’t want to pay for my horrific dental disease. So she saved me, and EAPL stepped in to pay for my now, new pearly whites, or what is left of them. But soaking my kibble is all I need to get food down, so don’t worry about the lack of teeth. I am slowly putting some much-needed weight back on (HELLO, treats please!), but I am an older gal, so my appetite is not huge. 

 

I am 17 years old, and I’ve been told my blood work looks like that of a three-year-old. I am truly the sweetest cocker spaniel you will ever meet. Oh, and I love to steal your socks. That is a real story for another day.  Please hurry! She is putting the food away, and I don’t know how much more of this I can take.  Your future love, Molly