Salutations, humans! I go by the regal name of Cersei, hailing from the esteemed House Lannister (obviously the fanciest feline lineage around). If you're on the hunt for a cat that defies gravity and believes she's auditioning for the role of a parrot, your search ends here. Picture this: I gracefully reach up, plant my paws on your shoulders, nuzzle my face against yours, and the next thing you know, I'm perched on your shoulders, just like a purr-fect pirate's parrot. Forget the warm-up; I can leap straight from the floor because, as predicted, I'm a high-flying sensation.Affection is my middle name, and I adore a good petting session. However, if you see my eyes widen and my tail start swishing, fear not – it's just my way of saying, `Hold up, I need a timeout!` My foster meowmy has mastered the art of deciphering my feline Morse code, so we've got that down to a science. Ideally, I'd thrive in a home with older kids who can decode my cat-tastic communication skills. Dogs are cool, but cats are a hard no; #IChooseViolence.Now, let's talk hygiene. I'm a litter box virtuoso, and my scratching post skills are top-notch. Yet, I find immense joy in transforming my water bowl into a splash park. Interactive play is my jam – be it ring toys or wand-style gadgets, I'm all in. And when I'm not conquering the seas of my water bowl, you can find me lounging in my bed or on your lap, kneading biscuits like a master chef.If you're ready for a feline companion with a flair for the dramatic (and a penchant for shoulder-surfing), then Cersei is the name you should be chanting!